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OK, so I have seen this thing advertised on TV for years now and thought, what the heck....found it one ebay for pocket change and bought it.

It took a fresh set of batteries, but the darn thing does what it says....shocks the piss outa you over and over again. After about 20 minutes I decided to peel it off, but for some reason I cant wait to put it back on.

I wonder if it would have been more cost effective for people who paid alot of this thing years ago to have just considered having someone punch them in the stomache over and over again....results would be the same....red, sore stomach.

I encourage everyone to run out and buy one.....then hop in the bathtub.
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Post by jagal »

All it is, is a large TENS unit designed to cause the abdominal muscles to contract to simulate doing hundreds of situps without actually doing them.

In theory it should work, but who knows....

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:lol: thats funny
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Skip you really are a freak. I really mean that in a nice way.


I wonder if it would have been more cost effective for people who paid alot of this thing years ago to have just considered having someone punch them in the stomache over and over again....results would be the same....red, sore stomach.

BTW I can do the punching :)
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and you say i post wierd shit.
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Post by armouredcat »

You just wait, in 4 to 6 weeks my tummy will be just like the guy on the box! " BEEFCAKE !!!!!! "
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Rrrrriiiiigggghhhhhtttt!!!!!!!
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OK " FRUITCAKE"
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