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Thought this was a good one

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So I thought I'd share. :D

NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS
>>
>> One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
>> cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

>> Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the
boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet
up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are
magnificent.
>>
>> Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up
>> alongside the woman and says,
>> "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
>>
>> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
>>
>>
>> "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
>>
>> "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
>>
>> "Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you
>> could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
>>
>> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
>>
>> "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
>>
>> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
>> could start at any moment."
>>
>> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
>>
>> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
>> also think.
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