THink about it.

[donkeyclubmember]

Mujibar wanted his green card so that he could stay in the USA. The
immigration officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all of the tests,
except one. You must pass it, or you cannot stay in the United
States".

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Use the words yellow, pink and green in the same
sentence."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "The telephone goes green,
green, green, and I pink it up, and say, yellow, this is Mujibar."

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a (insert any company here) help desk.