I like this guy

[Phisher]

Please… don’t make me burn frequent flyer miles to come to your house to smack some sense into you.

Anthony Calfo

And in the paraphrased words of the inimitable Martin Moe, Jr., “Do you really need a U-Haul to bring back a library book?”

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